Sunday, May 19, 2013

current mood:

Posted at 6:25 PM 1 note Tags: inexplicable anger at nothing aka PMSing please feed me chocolate

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Posted at 5:42 PM 7,601 notes Reblogged from solunasong

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

negacrow:

littleprincessvegan:

headandstomachached:

What Would You Do?: A transgender woman is insulted by a man at a diner. This is a really great segment they did where a trans woman, played by a real trans woman, is insulted and ridiculed by a man (played by an actor, of course) while she serves him at a diner. You’d be surprised at how many people butted in to defend her.

So much faith in humanity restored.

Fucking great how they supported her.

I may need to watch this show more often.

Kinda tearing up a little. My faith in humanity is restored a little bit.

this is wonderful uwu i love this show

Posted at 3:23 PM 43,887 notes Reblogged from rokurin

COSMO SEX TIP #8329

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

Posted at 3:04 PM 43,612 notes Reblogged from kuro-kitsu
if i took the green pill i could finally live out my dream of becoming cat… Nah. I’d take the orange pill.

if i took the green pill i could finally live out my dream of becoming cat…

Nah. I’d take the orange pill.

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Posted at 2:55 PM 10,269 notes Reblogged from kuro-kitsu
“We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements.”

Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com

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Posted at 1:00 PM 25,793 notes Reblogged from ashestoashesjc

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

Posted at 12:57 PM 156,308 notes Reblogged from ashestoashesjc Tags: same
teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Posted at 12:57 PM 168,628 notes Reblogged from xshadowxxiii Tags: i wANT ONE